In the words of the infamous Bangles 'It's just another manic Monday, oh woe' and I cannot get going. I want to vent about my one hour drive to work this morning and the people I have to battle on the motorway but I cannot find the words. Well, I can find some words to describe it but when they are pieced together it makes no sense. Let me try again anyways...fuckers, bum sucking trophy wife in her stupid convertible crack whore, learn to indicate you SUV driving, small business owning dipshit, merge like a zip asshat!!! See just can't do it.
Anyways, so I had a bad start to the morning but things did get better throughout the day, shit, if they had got any worse I would probably have been on Nightline as some nutbar threatening to jump off the harbour bridge. Speaking of Nightline I was once on it, for my beautifully grown moustache. It really was a piece of journalistic brilliance by David Farrier, but I guess when you are working with a diamond like me it would be hard not to create beauty. Look I even found you a link to it here. Anyways back to my day. Work was good, lunch was great and then the bloody Tampa Bay Rays beat the Red Sox in game 7 of the ALDC series leaving us one win short of making the World Series, bastards!
With that I called it a day and headed home to crank the BBQ for dinner. Oh yes, it is that time of the year already and I am loving it. I think if I could I would BBQ every night in fact it is a goal of mine to cook pretty much every meal I can over summer on it. Sounds like a challenge...I accept!!!
With all my domestic chores out of the way I am now kicking back on the couch looking for something interesting to watch and what a freakin' surprise, there is nothing decent on. I know there is a Meatloaf special on Prime TV but I will just let Danielle fill me in on that what. That girls seriously has some sort of strange obsession with Meatloaf. I am pretty sure she wouldn't think twice about jumping in the sack with him for a few rounds of hide the sausage. Once again, I digress. So yeah nothing on TV. Maybe I will have to surf the net for porn, you would think after years of watching hand jobs, blow jobs, snowballs and the rest I would have started to get bored of porn, or at least seen most of it which is out there to offer, but you would be wrong, that is the great thing about the internet. There is always some dirty little minx out there wanting to upload a video of her whacking of some overweight bugger in the backseat of a car and it seems as fast as I watch it they manage to upload more for my viewing pleasure, it really is a great system.
That is about it, I was going to write something about the Diwali Festival we went to in the weekend and the drinks that Meredith and Danielle brought that looked as thought they had whale sperm in them (Danielle's words not mine) or about how Extreme Makeover was on early and I am pretty sure Paul would be crying at it but to be honest I can't be bothered and I am having some trouble keep any train of thought for more that 5 minutes.
Yeah I am bored, unfocused and thirsty so till next time, peace.
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